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mere… Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain…
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain…

Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye..

Tumhare samne hain itney items
Kabhi hame bhi pick karo…
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to
tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo…

Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning…
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS…

Ho gayi galti humse, Click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumse mila main kal to, Mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili To kehti ho: Your file not found!

Ab aur kaho na tum, “but” ya “if”
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, Nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, Pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, Ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, Create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, Wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, Time out ho gaya

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, Jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, Aao karein chat

Tum jabse meri zindagi, mein aayi ho banke female,
Yaad raha na ab kuch, Na postman , Na e-Mail

Joh sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga…

Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki message Aanna Band Hai…….
Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Web Server band hai…….

Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon

VC aaye to VB mein daal do,
seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do

Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai?
Are Tankha milti hai aur timepass ho jata hai..

teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
kabhi offline to kabhi online piya

Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo project testing kar rahe hote

Finally, Aamir to attend an award function!

Finally, Aamir to attend an award function!

Aamir Khan is one who chooses his non-movie outings as carefully as he does his Bollywood appearances. In Delhi for the opening of “Treasure Trove”, Maneka Gandhi’s fundraiser for her NGO, People For Animals, Khan talked a little about animal rights, less about the hand-painted antique tiles that Gandhi had sourced, and much about movies.

He admitted that “I am not so well educated about the arts as I would like to be, though I own some art pieces” and that although “I love animals I am not a staunch animal-rights activist nor am I a vegetarian”. Here Gandhi zealously pitched in. “Soon you’ll be! When you eat a kilo of meat, you effectively eat 11 kilos of plants, thereby destroying more life than a vegetarian does,” she exclaimed, as he looked on bemused. To make amends, he talked about Kubla, his pet cat that his wife Kiran had rescued from the bonnet of a car.

But there is one thing Khan knows better than Gandhi — how to turn films into hits. Was it true that he conducts surveys before embarking on a project? “Yes,” he said, “I show the first cut of my films to people completely disconnected to cinema and observe their response. These test screenings help me make suitable changes to my films.” Taare Zameen Par, for instance, got a disastrous response from this “private audience”, and then he made alterations according to their comments.

Meanwhile, the fussy-about-dos Khan has finally decided to attend an award ceremony other than the Oscars. He will receive the Golapuri Award for Best Director at a function in Chennai on August 12. “It is conferred on a debut director by the Golapuri family in memory of their son who died on the sets of his film. They hold a ceremony every year on his death anniversary. I am honoured that they have considered me suitable for this kind gesture,” he said.

Source: http://www.expressindia.com/latest-news/Finally-Aamir-to-attend-an-award-function/347375/